New Year Messages from Python HQ
New Year messages from Monty Python, from the Knights and Peasants of Arthurian Britain, and from Mr. D.P. Gumby.
From Monty Python
Monty Python sends best wishes for a prosperous and successful New Year to all their fans, except for two.
New Year Messages from Arthurian Britain
The Knights will be gathering at the traditional Stone of Ni and sacrificing a shrubbery. Members of the public are welcome. Please bring ladders and small bushes.
The Peasants will be working over the New Year as they do every bloody new year because no-one gives a a toss about the people who really do the hard work. I mean where else is all the mud going to come from ? It doesn't grow on trees, you know. Once again the so-called self-elected ruling oppressors have totally overlooked the fact that the work in this realm is done by the masses, with inefficient, out-dated equipment like hands. Of course we had the usual New Year visit from some second rate bonehead from Camelot. This year it was Sir Chris. What a waste of space he was. "Want you all to know that we really appreciate all you're doing" he says, and hands round some fresh rags. Not a word about constitutional reform.
A New Year Message from Mr D.P. Gumby
Good Evenin'. 2014 was last year. Next year is 2015. Thank you.
Happy 2015!
